Let's face it like most influential females in history, you will find that I am misunderstood. My motives are pure( if someone zealous in nature) I just want to love you. If my being suction cupped permanently to your side, smothering you in doggy kisses, and incessantly stalking you on Instagram is a problem, then click right to another companion who could CARE LESS about you. Stuck somewhere between a puppy and a boring... oops, I meant "mature" dog, you will find that I'm smart by human standards ( your standards are low, btw. Your mind is blown when I sit, lay down, and shake hands, but I'd memorized the periodic tables at 3 months and speak fluent Portuguese ( water spanie)...pa-da-dum!). I have a lot of energy, can be somewhat distracted (Squirrel!), and I prefer people to pups. What-ya  say, future friend? Wanna make history together?